Tuesday, February 24, 2009

23rd fo February 2009

came across an interesting email a few days back but oni had time to type it here..... actually after reading tis, i felt tat its very very true! let me share viv u....

Why ladies today are still single?

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, hane NO MONEY.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nioce men with money thinks we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW WHO THE UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes and it's our jod to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with"

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